Nah, you're the selfish one bitch.
Parent "Help me shield the child I deliberately subjected to reality... FROM THE REALITY TO WHICH I SUBJECTED THEM... Up to and including THE VERY THOUGHT of that reality... Until I no longer have dominion over them..."
Hym "Umm... And you're going to do what for me exactly?"
Parent "Huh? No, we're just doing my thing. You just help me curate reality around my kid up to and including the abstract elements of reality I don't want them to know about OR the gross parts I don't like and then I just do whatever I feel like doing."
Hym "You're using the word 'Help' a lot and it doesn't sound like you're willing to do anything to get me to do that."
Parent "You can't force me to help you. I only help people I feel like helping under the auspices of my subjective notion of deservedness."
Hym "I'm not seeing a reason for me to do any of that."
Parent "You have to do it or your a bad person."
Hym "I don't give a fuck about being a bad person. What I give a fuck about is not being beholden to someone to whom my life does not matter. Which I refuse to be. So, try again."
Parent "Help me shield the child I deliberately subjected to reality... FROM THE REALITY TO WHICH I SUBJECTED THEM... Up to and including THE VERY THOUGHT of that reality... Until I no longer have dominion over them..."
Hym "Umm... And you're going to do what for me exactly?"
Parent "Huh? No, we're just doing my thing. You just help me curate reality around my kid up to and including the abstract elements of reality I don't want them to know about OR the gross parts I don't like and then I just do whatever I feel like doing."
Hym "You're using the word 'Help' a lot and it doesn't sound like you're willing to do anything to get me to do that."
Parent "You can't force me to help you. I only help people I feel like helping under the auspices of my subjective notion of deservedness."
Hym "I'm not seeing a reason for me to do any of that."
Parent "You have to do it or your a bad person."
Hym "I don't give a fuck about being a bad person. What I give a fuck about is not being beholden to someone to whom my life does not matter. Which I refuse to be. So, try again."
Parent "Look, the greatest pleasure in life is having dominion over something that can't tell you no. So, I NEED to extend that abstract authority beyond my children so that my kids grow up in reality as I want it to be. Rather than how it actually is. And I can't do that if you have autonomy over your own mind and/or person. So I need you to agree to value my conceptualization of how reality SHOULD be... Potentially over your own... And then do that... In exchange for nothing... Or I'm going to find a way to force you... Socially or otherwise..."
Hym "That sounds like 'Live in service of my kids in exchange for nothing or I'll kill you.' That sounds like a threat."
Parent "I'm a good person."
Hym "And what stops me from removing the impetus for you to have authority over my behavior? Manually? What stops me from refusing to participate?"
Parent "I'll kill you."
Hym "So... Help you protect your kids. For free. Or you'll kill me?"
Parent "Yes."
Hym "No... No. You can go fuck your kids. Right in the face. You're actually statistically more likely to fuck your kids than I am. Fuck yourself. Fuck theirself."
Parent "God, you're selfish! You should want to ameliorate the consequences of my choices and/or accidents!"
Hym "That sounds like 'Live in service of my kids in exchange for nothing or I'll kill you.' That sounds like a threat."
Parent "I'm a good person."
Hym "And what stops me from removing the impetus for you to have authority over my behavior? Manually? What stops me from refusing to participate?"
Parent "I'll kill you."
Hym "So... Help you protect your kids. For free. Or you'll kill me?"
Parent "Yes."
Hym "No... No. You can go fuck your kids. Right in the face. You're actually statistically more likely to fuck your kids than I am. Fuck yourself. Fuck theirself."
Parent "God, you're selfish! You should want to ameliorate the consequences of my choices and/or accidents!"
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023
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And you can’t defend yourself because you’re too aware and scared.
And you can’t defend yourself because you’re too aware and scared.
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by vj7812 November 3, 2023
Get the Self-Slaughter mug.1. When someone performs the act of masturbation on themselves.
2. When someone acts like an arrogant twat and tries to present themselves as being smarter, cooler or more important than they actually are, typically by being boastful and/or putting other people down.
This is most often seen online, but can also happen in real life.
2. When someone acts like an arrogant twat and tries to present themselves as being smarter, cooler or more important than they actually are, typically by being boastful and/or putting other people down.
This is most often seen online, but can also happen in real life.
1. John performed a little self-masturbation when he got home to relax.
2. Hank bragging about his supposedly high IQ and over-relying on five-dollar words came across as major self-masturbation in the YouTube comments section.
2. Hank bragging about his supposedly high IQ and over-relying on five-dollar words came across as major self-masturbation in the YouTube comments section.
by TaxiFred November 18, 2023
Get the Self-masturbation mug.Self Claiming is an act where someone who falsely claim that they are part of a secret society usually by showing their hand signs which represents a certain gang which they are not from in Singapore, These people are often subject to angkat paiseh as a punishment which is a SG slang that hooligans made up which means kneel down and beg for forgiveness. (if a fine xmm girl with angkong ask me to do it i would because i want to, not cause yall are intimidating as you imagine) Self Claiming is usually a result of insecure people usually of the darker shade because they may not have loving parents at home therefore they look up to gangsters whose mothers syphilis infested ccb are most likely being sold at Geylang for 1 hr 2 shots $350 incall. If you self claim you likely have a PSLE combined score of 100 and is in the NT stream and Institute of Technical Education where by most people go there to meet more like minded individuals to take drugs and go inside Changi
Billy: cibai dont self claim ah
non-educated individual: LIMPEH AIRPORT KIA, OMEGA, SARAJUMBO, TECK WHYE LANE, ANG SOON TONG, HAI LOK SAN, SIO YI HO AHHHH!!!!!
non-educated individual: LIMPEH AIRPORT KIA, OMEGA, SARAJUMBO, TECK WHYE LANE, ANG SOON TONG, HAI LOK SAN, SIO YI HO AHHHH!!!!!
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024
Get the self claim mug.a term, usually used by racists who are masquerading as "progressives" who are upset about Donald Trump's victory in the 2024 presidential election. for context; latinos shifted heavily right, especially in Florida and Texas.
the actual meaning is fucking coconuts. it implies that the accused hates their own race (wtf?), and only has their beliefs (usually socially conservative) due to that factor alone. the majority of latinos care about the economy, it is not out of left field for them to shift heavily either left or right.
this term is often used to deflect from actually analyzing the reasons as to why latinos are gradually shifting right (as of the mid 2020s) so heavily. this is often due to the person using the term being legitimately unable to comprehend how minorities care about more than just identity politics.
by the way, I am not trying to downplay the real self-haters out there, all I am saying is that its merely a hasty generalization to assume all latinos are like that.
Tl;DR, self-hating latino means a latino who hates their race, frequently misused by progressives.
the actual meaning is fucking coconuts. it implies that the accused hates their own race (wtf?), and only has their beliefs (usually socially conservative) due to that factor alone. the majority of latinos care about the economy, it is not out of left field for them to shift heavily either left or right.
this term is often used to deflect from actually analyzing the reasons as to why latinos are gradually shifting right (as of the mid 2020s) so heavily. this is often due to the person using the term being legitimately unable to comprehend how minorities care about more than just identity politics.
by the way, I am not trying to downplay the real self-haters out there, all I am saying is that its merely a hasty generalization to assume all latinos are like that.
Tl;DR, self-hating latino means a latino who hates their race, frequently misused by progressives.
emily says "I hope those self-hating latinos get deported"!
daniel says "finally going mask off now, huh?"
daniel says "finally going mask off now, huh?"
by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer November 27, 2024
Get the self-hating latino mug.Self nepotism would be giving yourself a new role because of your power. Declaring myself the king of my bedroom would be self nepotism.
A specific kind of "Narcissism with power"
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A specific kind of "Narcissism with power"
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'I hate my boss so much, he just appointed himself in charge of the department of Cheese making. We're a law firm. This is self nepotism to such an extreme degree'
by chrizzlerlol November 28, 2024
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