Universal Fat Guy Rule

The well known rule that fat people may make fat jokes or comments at other fat people without offending them.

It is not required to say "Universal Fat Guy Rule" after a big guy makes a comment to another, nor is it to just say "UFGR".

Skinny Guy: Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe (Who's a hefty fellow) : *punch to the face*

Harold (Also a big guy): Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe: *starts to look offended, but remembers the Universal Fat Guy Rule* "Thanks!"

by AShiftyLookingFatGuy June 18, 2010

Rule Forty-two

All persons over a mile high should not be in court. It is the oldest rule in the book.

At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'

Everybody looked at Alice.

'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.

'You are,' said the King.

'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.

'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'

'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.

by OrangeAipom January 14, 2010

The Golden Rule of The Gears

From Gears of War. The rule is to take cover or DIE.

The Golden Rule of The Gears
Marcus Fenix: Carmine! Take cover or your gonna--*Carmine is shot by a sniper rifle through the head.*

by xXSoulSaviorXx January 3, 2011

Rule Number 2

NO TACOS IN MERICA

RULE NUMBER 2

by Donald Trump69 March 7, 2017

The Unwritten Rule of Anal

If your girl gets shit on your dick, its her job to suck it clean.

(Hot steam anal sex ends)
Bill: Babe you got shit on my dick!
Jill: So?
Bill: The unwritten rule of anal commences.

by wetardsareus.com April 14, 2021

Three or More Affectations Rule

This rule states that if someone has three or more affectations from the neck up (i.e. garish scarves, ostentatious earrings, extravagant nose rings, designer glasses, gaudy facial hair, etc.) is probably an attention-starved prick. It is strongly advised that attention-starved pricks guilty of violating this policy cease and desist at once.

Guy 1: Look at that guy and his ridiculous mustache, glasses, and scarf.

Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely breaking the Three or More Affectations Rule.

by So-Called Person February 15, 2014

Bohemian Rules (Ping Pong)

Bohemian Rules are a form of Ping Pong originating from the Islands of the Bahamas specifically Nassau. The game shares the standard rules associated with traditional Chinese Rules. The game is played with a focus on finesse, this includes highly skilled and highly acrobatic serves and returns. The two opponents play until 21. Once reaching 21 the losing opponent then calls for a win by two. with the losing player continuing to serve the players play until one of the two reaches a score of 22. Once 22 is reached by a player, the losing opponent then has the ability to call for a sudden death overtime which entails "next point wins." The winner of such point then is deemed the victor.

One rule that is less known, and often overlooked, is the backwards assist. when a ball bounces on a players side and the ball is propelled in the air, a spectator has the opportunity to assist. The spectator can aid the player by hitting the ball into the air allowing the player to hit the ball backwards (facing away from the table) onto the other side of the table. If the result of such hit causes the competitor who utilized the backwards assist to score on the opponent, they recieve one standard point and then two more for such a highly skilled maneuver.

"Hey do you wanna play some ping pong?"
"Sure, Bohemian Rules (Ping Pong) or Chinese?"
"Chinese! Bohemian takes way too much skill!"

by Jrawlz December 14, 2015