post

post (n). a father/ old man. derived from the room (30/01/22)

my post is a bitch

by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

Pooty

Poot and booty combined

I just had a pooty
I can smell it

by Coolhotguy December 11, 2021

Post cremation

When someone's been cremated and there ashes get caught in the house fire.

The evidence points to post cremation.

by DeathProxxy December 11, 2021

Post-breakup

When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.

Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<

Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?

Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o

by icky_crown December 13, 2021

post hatrick bj

when a guy scores 3 or more goals , his girlfriend or wife has to give a blow job.

“just got a hatrick gotta go home and get a post hatrick bj”

by thesportsgut1736 December 19, 2021

Postbox

Someone who is not capable of adding value to information received

Sam: My client told me that the budget has not been approved.
Felix: Did you verify it? Don't be a postbox!

by BeluVal December 20, 2021

Pooty

Your life force. Your state of mind. Your general well-being.

This is gonna be a fantastic trip! My Pooty is so high!

by Margie at Largie December 30, 2021