The Top Dog

When you are savagely raw dogging a woman from behind, and apon completion, release your dogs (semen) into her kennel (vagina)

You should have seen me last night bro, I became the top dog

by Topdog69420 June 23, 2023

Top

To get a tit(ty) job or in more professional terms ‘Mammary Intercourse’

Sam: Yooooo I got that top if you know what I’m sayin
Dan: Nah I don’t
Sam: I got a tit job reet

by AutisticMeister123 May 27, 2018

wobbly top hat

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.

"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."

by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016

Top Gun

And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.

Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.

I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.

by Gjgjji October 17, 2018

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.

Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?

by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018