health nut

1) One who spends the majority of their weekly salary on expensive, media promoted, cardboard (liquid or solid state) that tastes like shit. 2) He who LOVES veggie dogs

Azns who drink Acai at 14 dollars a week rather than buying noodles or smelly phish. Clearly a health nut.

by c0ld_calculati0n April 3, 2009

fuzz nuts

young male starting to grow fuzz on his nut sack

wow, Cesar, you got some fuzz on does nuts. Man I wish I had some Fuzz nuts like that

by Jimboner April 14, 2005

wang-nut

to throw a stick into the gear box. to make an easy situation or circumstance more complicated than is neccesary.

also to describe a person as an idiot.

"John really wang-nutted up the Brewster account when he included the mandatory car rental clause."

"Mom always said that Mary was something special. Little did we realize she meant Mary is a wang-nut."

by mysterJay June 6, 2009

Numb nuts

It means your dumb

Alex: 2+2=5
Melanie:No numb nuts it equals 4!

by Your local Ashley November 25, 2021

Nut Luck

One who is lucky with getting laid

Someone being in a perfect place at the perfect time would have very good Nut Luck

by HOESAY BITCH January 20, 2009

Nut sock

A nut sock a sock that loners use as a pussy.

-Hey wanna shove carrots up my dogs anus William?
-no I can’t my mom found me eating my fucking nut sock :(

by Sorryiusedmyrealname:( April 6, 2020

Sumunda Nuts

The smell from under a males scrotum, or balls.

guy: "You Smell Like Sumunda Nuts."
girl: "Whats that?"
guy: "You smell like something under my nuts"

by chunky_monkey April 10, 2009