fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"
"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"
by RaydennGRC March 04, 2023
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Dead as Fuck

When something is not working, not functional. Very broken beyond repair.
by Bryce Barker August 04, 2020
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Your son is dead

Northern british slang for a male child being asleep
"Your son is dead again?"
"Yeah, he has been dead for the past 5 hours"
by MadelineiBv July 05, 2018
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Your son is dead...

Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:

So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 03, 2025
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Dead the beef

Deading the beef is another way of saying stopping the drama between people
P1: Is it bless if we meet with Michelle?
P2: nah because me and her haven't dead the beef yet.
by Sup Britknee May 29, 2022
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dead goat

the goat is a dead goat
by why are you looking at this March 13, 2017
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