In shooter games/FPS, when the bullets you are shooting at another player deal no damage. Usually as a result of bad ping or lag.
"Dammit I could've kept my 10 streak if I didn't have dead hitmarkers!
"Bro I hit him like 10 times and it did no damage! Fucking dead hitmarkers!
"Bro I hit him like 10 times and it did no damage! Fucking dead hitmarkers!
by Romie_777 May 12, 2022
Dead-on: extremely accurate, precise; exact, direct;
On the nut: amount of money required for a venture;
On the nut: amount of money required for a venture;
by PolkaCity December 31, 2024
The only appropriate way to toast with a group of men, acknowledging your continued existence on this mortal coil.
by 23yearoldeyes August 26, 2023
by E4N May 11, 2024
"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."
You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."
You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
by Fizar June 12, 2020
When you put one balls in her pussy with y and when you take them out, they’re numb from lack of circulation.
by Pizi March 13, 2020
The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.
Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.
by #I’mStraight June 13, 2025