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ur nan

a sentence every middle school boy used at least 100 times in their fucking lives
Jake: hey guess what happened earlier!
Josh:uR nAn
Ruby:oh stfu u abused dumb piece of shit
Mrs Smith:dEtEnTiOn FoR aLl Of yOu!!!
*ruby gets home*
Ruby’s Mum: WHAT DID YOU GET A DETENTION FOR??!!!
Ruby: I told somebody to stfu you dumb piece of shit coz they said “uR nAn” like omg!!
Ruby’s Mum: oh okay then, I don’t blame u tbh I hate it when boys or even girls ur age say that!! It’s so disrespectful!!
Ruby: ya bye I’m going to my room.
Ruby’s Mum: bye sweetie
Ruby: suck ur nan
Ruby’s Mum: live you swe- WHAT TF DID U JUST SAY
*ruby gets beat*
*ruby goes to school the next day with bruises*

Jake+Josh: Oi!
Jake: what happened to u, moody ass?
Josh: yeah why have u got bruises?!
Ruby: leave me alone u price of shit!
Mrs Smith:DETENTION FOR YOU RUBY!!
*ruby goes home from school after detention*

Ruby’s Mum: ARE YOU SERIOUS RUBY??!!
Ruby: yes mum, just hit me! get it over with!!
*ruby gets beaten again*

~by daisy :))
ur nan :D
by daisy.oof April 8, 2020
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ur mom

ur mom is a baddie
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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ur mum

a comeback to use to get people away from you
"what are you eating"
"Ur Mum
by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022
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Ur mom

Ur mom:A comeback to basically anything,an insult to your female guardian/parental figure
Michael:I hate basketball
Carl:I hate your mom
Bully:your ugly
Carl:ur mom
by Idk was taken January 20, 2022
mugGet the Ur mommug.

hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool

Some drunk who always thinks he’s Connor

Mcgregor when he has a couple drinks and is most likely to end up on a t shirt if he got in a fight
A example of a unsuccessful night is when you say “hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s cool”
by hehe do ur like ducked go I it November 4, 2022
mugGet the hehe do ur like ducked go I it’s coolmug.

ur mom gay

by micchael hoyou May 16, 2023
mugGet the ur mom gaymug.

ur mom

the hottest person you'll ever meet on earth.
Jake: I did your mom so hard last night
Birth: Omg lucky I would totally do a three sum with my mom too!!
by cacalacabaka March 13, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

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