Crackhead Nick

A mythical figure, often found lurking near underpasses, abandoned lots, or your high school hangout spot, whose presence is heralded by the communal whisper, "Oh no, it's Crackhead Nick!"

A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."

The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.

A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.

Dude, we were smoking under the bridge when someone yelled, 'Heads up! Crackhead Nick!' My man tried to buy my last blunt and offered to bottle the meter maid for me. I just stared straight ahead until he left.

by Lemmithy October 29, 2025

tasty nick

n. Aussie medical expression for a small operation that is both interestingly unusual and quite appealingly remunerative.

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You didgeridoo twangers may want to stay sober in the OR today. The chief just booked a tasty nick involving a boomerang, a Wharton’s duct, and a Parson’s daughter.

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

Dirty nick

Someone who wants to take a poo in their 10 family trailer park bathroom after getting head with cold sores. Misses his exes!

Get in the house my child you are getting dirty nick!

by Handlehopper January 2, 2026

Just a Nick

when someone is a nick they are known as a dick head.. the guy at parties that tries to get the girls.. and the guy who has no friends at all. THAT IS A NICK.

Jim: Yo wtf is that dude hitting on my girlfriend for ? .. typical nick.. fuckin ass hole.

Joe: He's just a nick...

by Jefe de Futbol May 3, 2009

Doing a Nick

When somebody does something incredibly douche-baggy.

Plays Tank role in every game so he can ninja loot every item.

*Just finishes killing the boss*
*Rare item drops*
*Gone in half a second*
*God damn it, stop Doing a Nick, Nick"

by CrazyDaveFromFeilding October 4, 2011

Krystan and Nick

Krystan is a gorgeous girl. While Nick is cute and athletic. Together they make the perfect couple. Super cute in photos and goals when hugging in public.

Krystan and Nick are so cute together.

by Krystan and Nick November 29, 2016

To make a Nick

To disappear without any trace. Can be used in combination with "hard" and "soft" to clarify whether the person that disappeared was within the same city/village or he/she somehow managed to reach a different urban area.

- Yo Jeffrey, where did Floro go last night?

- I don't know man, I guess he made a Nick.

- Oh, I hope it is a soft Nick this time. Last weekend he made a hard Nick and woke up trying to sell his watch to stranger in a village some 100km away!
- God, it is dangerous to make a Nick these days.

by ElPolloLocodetodos December 14, 2016