Lollipop brain

A lollipop brain is a person who latches onto new words and terms in order to sound cool and in the know.

Chad used his lollipop brain to impress Charon with his woke stances.

by Trailer man July 24, 2019

valk brain

the dumbest apex players by far, Valkyrie mains that only play her because their favorite streamer/pro player play her, they don't think before they, they don't use her ult very effectively and they suck most of the time.

"She rushed in without her team and flew in a straight line after being full broke, literally valk brain."

by FOODDSSTUFFFFF July 13, 2022

Smooth Brain

If your brain is smooth, it means your dumber.

"You got a smooth brain?"

by Bob IS Joe December 21, 2021

Madden brain

A disease commonly found in professional quarterbacks. When a quarterback is infected he can throw 2-4 interceptions in a game. In most instances, the infection will last only a single game, however it can last for a quarterbacks entire career.

Matt: Hey did you see the Bears quarterback last night?

Ryan: Yeah he had a bad case of Madden brain.

by Woody Woodsfurd January 10, 2021

dick brain

if you’re a dick brain you have low self-esteem and are pushed around easily but the dumbest person ever

that dude is a dick brain

by Duh Vish April 2, 2019

brain buddy

Tho people call each other this when they have a sexual background.

"Whats up, Brain buddy?"
"Stop you can't let people know we fucked."

by meltedSourpatchkids July 13, 2021

Wank Brain

A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.

Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.

by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022