Sounds like crap

Horrid vibration of air waves that strike the ear drum, thus sending information to the brain that is interpreted as sound and deciphered as "crap" or "shit".

Joe: How do you like that new rap song?
D : Oh you mean the one on MTV?
Joe: Yeah, that's the one!
D : Like all rap.... it sounds like crap.

Sounds like crap by Deejmic August 17, 2011

nothin like a good nut 

A term used for ejauclating spectacularly

*Frank walks in on Ian beating his meat

Frank: What's up Niggerfaggot

Ian: Nothin Like a good nut

nothin like a good nut by Jon Favreau June 7, 2016

you dance like bacon

A phrase used to describe terrible dancers.

It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.

Person 1: Time for the funky chicken!
Person 2: Don't you dare. You dance like bacon.

you dance like bacon by Melody Park May 16, 2006

She had hands like André the Giant 

The indication that a "chick" is actually a dude

I wasn't going to look below the belt because she had hands like André the Giant

She had hands like André the Giant by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Squeeze one out like a commando 

The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.

Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.

Squeeze one out like a commando by Frempt November 25, 2009

pop her like a cork 

Fucking a girl to the point she squirts causing to your dick to pop out. Similar popping a cork out of a champagne bottle and champagne overflowing out.

She so hot, I’m going to pop her like a cork, she deserves it

pop her like a cork by DjNana July 1, 2018

He smells like a curry muncher 

All Indian people have this stench that follows them around of B.O and Curry

Ew, he smells like a curry muncher

He smells like a curry muncher by Max THC November 27, 2019