pulling a jesus 

pulling a jesus is the act of returning to life when people think you died and suddenly they run into you and are surprised to see you alive you say i pulled a jesus
( in reference to jesus christ returning to life 3 days after his crucifiction )

tony : Oh my god you're alive! i thought you died weeks ago!
Ely : oh yes tony i'm quite alive!
tony: that's what i call pulling a jesus !

pulling a jesus by VoiceOverArtist December 5, 2009

come to jesus 

Used in the film "Flight of the Intruder" in the court-martial scene. To not necessarily use religion and tell the truth. Repentance, but without religious overtone.

from "Flight of the Imtruder":

"I hope you realize that now is the time to come to Jesus." Meaning that if the aircrew being court-martialed spilled their guts off the record before the proceeding started, they might stand a better chance of a favorable opinion. Could somewhat be compared to plea bargaining.

come to jesus by NoLeadEmSoMuch July 28, 2004

Gay Jesus 

gay jesus is when one enters a gun game match, whether it be CS:S, Call of duty, or so on so forth and intentionally knifes another player

Player 1: Woah dude, that guy is pulling a gay jesus, what a fucking queer
Player 2: Yeah dude, I was just about to get to the final gun level but that gay jesus demoted me...

Gay Jesus by Mechanic679 October 15, 2013

The Jesus

The legendary sexual act in which you need 4 girls to do. 1 is riding, 1 on your face, 1 hand is fingering a girl and the other hand is doing the same. Legs are in a straight out together and your arms are spread out so your body is in the formation of a cross. THE JESUS.

Dude last night was so wild, I did the Jesus on these girls.

Last night was legendary, I jesused these 4 girls.

The Jesus by Keffery D October 31, 2013

black jesus 

Post on the internet that is referring to something considered old by most.

John posts a link to All Your Base, talking about how funny it is.

I respond, "Black Jesus strikes again."

black jesus by Legrac February 7, 2005

Fo' Jesus 

Interjection:
Used in disbelief and agreement

Replaces the common "fo' sho"

"Dirk's been fucking your mom"
"Fo' JESUS?!"

"This place is off the hook"
"Fo' Jesus."

Fo' Jesus by ann December 25, 2004

I am Jesus Christ movement 

A movement in which people take on the identity of Jesus Christ. That is they all say they are Jesus Christ and preach what they think will make the world a better place and gether deciples. They even have getherings of people who say there Jesus Christ.
This movement was started by a guy when he got the idea for it while he was sitting around smoking pot all day.

Man 1: John and Jack both say there Jesus Christ.
Man 2: Yeah,there both in the I am Jesus Christ movement.

I am Jesus Christ movement by Deep blue 2012 June 14, 2010