The Jesus

The legendary sexual act in which you need 4 girls to do. 1 is riding, 1 on your face, 1 hand is fingering a girl and the other hand is doing the same. Legs are in a straight out together and your arms are spread out so your body is in the formation of a cross. THE JESUS.

Dude last night was so wild, I did the Jesus on these girls.

Last night was legendary, I jesused these 4 girls.

The Jesus by Keffery D October 31, 2013

black jesus 

Post on the internet that is referring to something considered old by most.

John posts a link to All Your Base, talking about how funny it is.

I respond, "Black Jesus strikes again."

black jesus by Legrac February 7, 2005

Fo' Jesus 

Interjection:
Used in disbelief and agreement

Replaces the common "fo' sho"

"Dirk's been fucking your mom"
"Fo' JESUS?!"

"This place is off the hook"
"Fo' Jesus."

Fo' Jesus by ann December 25, 2004

I am Jesus Christ movement 

A movement in which people take on the identity of Jesus Christ. That is they all say they are Jesus Christ and preach what they think will make the world a better place and gether deciples. They even have getherings of people who say there Jesus Christ.
This movement was started by a guy when he got the idea for it while he was sitting around smoking pot all day.

Man 1: John and Jack both say there Jesus Christ.
Man 2: Yeah,there both in the I am Jesus Christ movement.

I am Jesus Christ movement by Deep blue 2012 June 14, 2010

pizza jesus

the pizza Messiah that drapes his cock over your pizza and turns it into the best pizza you have ever taste

pizza jesus came by and i was like whoa what the fuck get your cock out of my pizza

he left

I ate it cause im not picky

pizza jesus by Zaschary milledry May 8, 2015

The Jesus Christ 

The act of drilling a hole; sized just under the girth of your cock, and fucking it whilst reciting Our Father, in an attempt to become closer to God.

Guy 1: What the hell happened to your hand?
Guy 2: I did the Jesus Christ to try and reach higher humanity, I really feel at peace.
Guy 1: Oh, say word.

The Jesus Christ by praisebetogodamen April 22, 2018

Golden_liberty_n_jesus 

A name that can be applied to any gay basher that spends all his/her time in a chat room singing anti homosexual songs and being an overly judgemental ass.

Oh look, another Golden_Liberty_n_Jesus... *sigh*

Golden_liberty_n_jesus by ReaZonoZaeR November 30, 2003