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Football

The English game created by British people to be called football NOT soccer, Americans get listening
Football was created by England
by GingerBeth February 19, 2024
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Footage

Yeah I'll just go to my manager and say "Hey, can I have the last years worth of video and audio?" and then I'll go to Aaron and say "Hey can I have all the writing you've been withholding?" And then I'll go back in time and record all of the instances they're referencing and then we'll just cross-reference those 3 things and even if I demonstrate that it's happening now you're just going to say "well you were still mean to the fucking retard and you think women are wrong so REEE! BURN THE HERETIC!" And then I stab your kids and then nothing will matter because I'll be dead!
Hym "Shocking footage uncovered! Retard sex-cult exposed!"
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Foot long

Person 1: dayum drake got leaked, u seen i
Person 2: yea, I could fr gobble up his foot long ngl
by Inurwalls March 7, 2024
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Foot Long

Half of the people that saw Drake leak: Dayum drake got a foot long
by Inurwalls March 9, 2024
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footcandle

An act in which you shove your toes up the asshole of another. Typically, either one or both of the individuals have a foot fetish.
Take off your socks and give me the footcandle of a lifetime!”
by Ronald_Swanson March 20, 2024
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Foot neck

The most devious form of neck on the foot otherwise known as sucking shawtys toes
Hell nah Faith is giving dad that means ass foot neck
by Katanashoty March 26, 2024
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footbal

you're footbal.
by UR A F****R April 16, 2024
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