ashlee cummings

American actress with red hair and freckles. Featured in many movies such as Cabin Fever 2, The Longest Yard, The Marc Pease Experiance, ext.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that hot red head chick on the ben stiller movie?

Guy 2: OMG YES, do you mean Ashlee Cummings? I would do her in a second!

by mad_man87 August 19, 2012

cum snorkel

Cum snorkel: when a person blows cum out of their nose instead of swallowing it.

Cum snorkel. damn, that person just blew cum out of her nose and loved it.

by dirtieolbastard August 17, 2011

blizzard cum

thick cum that resembles a Blizzard milkshake.

OMG, did you just see that Blizzard cum all over that girls face? It looked so thick and creamy!

by girlyoucraycray November 15, 2011

cum mortar

When you girl is riding you , and you are about to cum. She gets off your dick and jacks you and holds your dick at the right angle to make you shoot your load on you face ..

When she was done riding my dick, she cum mortared my face with my hot load.

by Hotttddoogg October 12, 2023

cum phone

A cum phone is when Alyssa touches her phone to type with the hand she uses to masterbate, while in the middle of masturbation.

Alyssa you have a cum phone.

by lolpooperaiz April 16, 2023

Cum Crab

When the cum recipient gets your man-goo on their hands, then proceeds to pinch their fingers and thumb together, imitating a crab claw, and walks sideways out of the room.

Jenna is so crazy she did the cum crab after sex while my parents were staying over.

by Bambamjimmyjam May 6, 2023

Discreet Cum

The act of a man stealthily ejaculating upon a woman after springing upon her from the shadows followed by a hasty retreat.

I am going to discreet cum her.

by TheHappyGrassMan December 4, 2022