Colonesian

1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves

2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent

3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who abandoned indigenous knowledge in favour of what they deem are 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers e.g Christianity, capitalism, individualism etc.

"Did you see that Destiny Church guy with that 'Kiwi not iwi' sign at the stop co-governance rally?"

"Yeah, he seemed like a real Colonesian!"

by BroIsAfraid December 9, 2023

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Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

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Colour Code Red

An idiot pilot that can’t fly a plane for the life of them.

Jesus Christ that’s a colour code red.

Did you see that tail strike? That’s a colour code red.

by Faded09 February 21, 2024

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colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.

Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.

by ListentoLia February 24, 2024

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Coloured People Time

Also known as CPT, is the mean time at which coloured people arrive to events they said they would attend at standard time. This time zone is variable on how coloured the person actually is - the darker the more the delay.

CPT delays usually run from 15 minutes to 1h30m

Sachin: “I’ll be there at 8:30AM”
Daquarius: “that’s 9:30AM in Coloured people time”

by DarkskinLite February 25, 2024

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