Ball drop

When your underwear rides up, so you’ve gotta drop it low real quick. You may think that the added theatrics of this move distract from the fact that your package is getting mummy-wrapped by your 100%-cotton christmas cat boxers. But really, it just looks like you’re trying to lay an egg.

This is the third time since Memorial Day that he’s blown out the crotch in his white chinos. Dude’s gotta lay off with the ball drop.

by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

lonzo ball

the goat

gonna average 20 10 10 next year

mono : is lebron the goat?
me: no lonzo ball is the goat

by lonzogoat999 October 9, 2020

Donkey Balled

When, in an attempt to do something witty, you accidently cause yourself a large degree of problems.

Bryan: "That was a pretty funny file name for that picture, eh? 'The Prof Sucks Donkey Balls'!"
Josh: "Did you rename it before you sent it?
Bryan: "..."
Josh: "DONKEY BALLED!"

by Philippe Castonguay November 18, 2005

Kegal Ball

Ball held in the vagina to strengthen the muscle reflex, thus creating better sex

I swear I just saw her Kegal Ball fall out...

by imbrikis July 7, 2009

chunky balls

someone who has extremly large testicals

my god that guy has chunky balls!!!!

by shaun b August 15, 2006

Dog Balls

An alcoholic drink poured in a shot glass. It is chilled vodka with a splash of lime juice.

A celebratory expression to yell out when drinking dog ball shooters.

"Can I please order some Dog Balls for my friends"
You would say this to a waitress/bartender.

"Dog Balls!!" You would yell this out with your friends as you raise your glass to toast the drinking of Dog Balls.

by Doug Balls October 17, 2012

ruptured balls

UHHH...
Could be the painfull outcome from sliding down a rope.

When you slide down a rope and your balls Feel like soap...
you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls.


OR

When your slammed inthe door and your balls hitthe floor...
you know what you've got?

by mavros July 25, 2008