grilled banana 

When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.

Did you hear about Ted? He can't bang that hooker he ordered online because of his grilled banana.

grilled banana by Maybe on Wednesday August 13, 2017

The banana has left the peel

Used to describe the moment in which one dissociates. Like when you feel you are no longer in your body.

Friend: there's a theory suggesting that it's equally if not more probable that our universe is a computer simulation as compared to the idea of an intelligent creator.

Me: The banana has left the peel.

The banana has left the peel by Surreal_wanderer September 22, 2017

danish banana 

It's a penis. That's it.

I can see your Danish Banana, dude.

danish banana by GontaGentleman November 10, 2017

toffee banana

A code used often in the gay scene. When a man asks for a toffee banana he is requesting to receive anal sex without lubricant form multiple men.

“Can I get that toffee banana off you guys”

toffee banana by RoadmanWhite December 19, 2017

Orange banana 

when a snowbunny sucks ur dick until it turns Orange then swallows ur cum but keeps sucking

that girl gave me a Orange banana

Orange banana by jackrabbit one two January 28, 2018

dick banana 

The Dick banana is a very delicate fruit. That only grows in the Arsefields

Whoa, Look its a dick banana tree

dick banana by Jeff jeffsonson February 21, 2018

Big Banana 

Heyun

Wow that's a big banana!

Big Banana by Dr. Keem S Tar February 27, 2018