The Ice Man (Tim) is as cold as ice , likes to think he is Val Kilmer,chases cats,and secretly competes with his identical twin brother..but is actually a Amway salesman who is more like a small melted ice cube.
On a hot day,she was hoping The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh,but then she realized that he was more of a melted ice cube than a Val Kilmer.
by NorrisCode July 07, 2024
The uncommon and rare occurrence of having an Iceberg (turd large enough that it breaks the surface of the toilet water) fall forward and smack the back of a man's testicles requiring him to use tissue to wipe his balls.
by Kuips512 April 07, 2014
by The dude September 10, 2014
The practice when someone shoves ice cube up there ass specifically Venezuelan and keeps the ice cold. When the person has to shit it will come out of there ass and raise them from the ground
by ricky678 January 18, 2021
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 08, 2025
by BigEbola November 13, 2017
by Dogteo March 25, 2021