Ice

Frozen water that is the school nurses answer to EVERYTHING.

ME: omg imma have a heart attack! Help!
SCHOOL NURSE: ok lemme get the ice.

by Battlerage November 16, 2019

Ice heat defeat

When you are self-treating a minor sprain and cannot remember if you apply ice first, then heat. Or heat than ice. Further complicated by the fact no one really knows no matter who you ask.

Jimmy applied ice to his sprained wrist then a heat pad. Then he applied the heat pad, then ice. He was covering his bases because he was trapped in the ice heat defeat.

by Grant Rampus November 25, 2019

bork ice cream

It’s ice cream, but it borks every 10 seconds

Be careful with that bork ice cream!

by MlemShobe November 27, 2019

Iced

When you are in a hurry, wearing pajama pants/shorts/no underwear, and you pee all down the front of one or both legs.

I was in a big hurry to get the front door and I {Iced} myself!!

by JackbeICEPEE December 2, 2019

large ice shelter

Codeword for the boogaloo, often used in religious context.

Jesus: "When the time of the large ice shelter comes, let he who hath no rifle sell his xbox and buy one!" Boogalitions 11:75

by BoogalooBoiArmin December 16, 2019

fruit punch ice lolly

when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off

“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says

“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says

“what’s that”-shelly says

“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says

“ok big D ev”-shelly says

by weiner lover 1234 December 21, 2019

Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you stick your fingers in a girl’s asshole, scoop out some shit, rub it in her pussy while she’s on her period, and cum in her.

Man, yesterday I fingered your sisters butthole while she was on her period, then I came in her and made the best Neapolitan Ice Cream

by Fefe 209 December 21, 2019