Cock launcher

some one who jacks-off another man normaly a homesexual

"Wow, you're a cock launcher!"

by Applepop December 9, 2008

cock bridge

a hot chick's male friend who you use in order to get close to her; the opposite of a cock blocker

Michael is going to be our cock bridge to Raquel.

Hey, there's my cock bridge sitting next to Stacy.

by anything is cool October 23, 2008

Cock Cringe

When your penis dies of mortification from seeing somebody ugly you fucked.

Angie put up a selfie and I had severe cock cringe.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

cock-inch

Around three quarters of a normal inch (18.4mm). Used to describe the size of one's manhood and to make it apparently larger than it really is but has also been spread to wider applications.

4 cock-inches is the equivalent of 3 imperial inches.

Mark - My penis is 8 inches on a good day...
Russ - Is that real inches or cock-inches?

Alternative use...

Mark - Give that settee a shove it's only a cock-inch off where it should be

by Dr-T April 17, 2010

Cock Comet

The sexual act of passing a kidney stone into your spouses
vagina

Man: shit that was painful
woman: at least i have your cock comet inside me!

by darkdude522 January 22, 2010

Cock-Snorkeler

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.

"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"

by bshan2001 October 12, 2008

Cock Lock

When you tie your dick around your bike so nobody can steal it.

I forgot my combination lock at home, I guess I’ll just have to use the cock lock again.

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019