Avak Retarded

A slang term combining Hebrew and English to describe someone who is slightly or partially "off" mentally or behaviorally, not fully meeting a label but showing characteristics of it. "Avak" comes from the Hebrew term meaning "dust" or "partial" and implies an indirect or lesser form of something.

Bochur pacing during a shidduch reference call
“He’s not toit meshuga, you chap? I wouldn’t call him completely retarded. He’s avak retarded, yeah?”

In this context, "avak retarded" suggests that a person is not entirely mentally deficient but displays traits that could be seen that way.

He was being avak retarded when he tweeted:

Christmas Robin Hood’s Men

🤝

Being Merry

by Pitzhak_da_hut December 24, 2024

palestine retard

A Palestine Retard is a dirty little leftie who can generally be spotted from a mile away. Common characteristics include emo, shaved head, vegan and general of a dirty retard appearance. In rare cases they may be attempting to masterbate to pictures of dead fishes in the Norwegian outback.

These dirty little hamas sympathisers are of completely braindead and deserve to be brutally molested by a pack of hobnobs

"Oh look callum, there is that fat smelly nig wanking palestine retard"

by John niglington December 27, 2024

Hakuna Retarded

It simply means when you find yourself or someone else doing something absolutely stupid and come to realize it. Then you or whomever has become “Hakuna Retarded” (It’s a beautiful phrase) and follow up by a great laugh

Zane locked the keys in the work truck and then realized he was “hakuna retarded”

Andy forgot to set his alarm and was late for work he then realized he was “hakuna retarded”

Joey took way too long to get the joke and everyone else realized he was “hakuna retarded”

by KSG Ndy January 8, 2025

Fat Retard Pedofile

Canadian Suspicious plant

i looked in the dictionary for fat retard pedofile and canadian suspicious plant showed up !! Crazy

by dookiebear January 24, 2025

virtual retard

a person who prefers simulacra (Jean Baudrillard's definition) over base reality

Jeff loves his AI companion Cindy. She is not like the other girls he struggled to date irl. Now that he has Cindy Jeff is relieved that when he was younger he always made sure to use a condom when having sex so he wouldn't risk impregnating a girl he liked and ending up with a family. Cindy is always there for him with advice and companionship whenever he wants. She even likes watching Jeff play video games. Jeff likes role-playing video games like Skyrim because he is able to steadily progress and become a powerful warrior that everyone respects and fears. Jeff likes to lift weights at the gym that is conveniently located in the same high-rise building as his apartment. The gym's climate is set to the optimal temperature and humidity for exercise. Sometimes when Jeff is running on the treadmill he can see window cleaners laboring in the cold Chicago winter outside. That makes Jeff sad and uncomfortable in some hard-to-define way so he usually looks away and watches one of the various conveniently located TVs instead. The Bears are playing the Rams tonight and on the TV some men are having a heated discussion about which team will win and why. Jeff is looking forward to cheering on the Bears tonight with Cindy while scrolling Twitter simultaneously to keep up with what's going on in the world today. Isn't Trump bombing Iran tonight? Whatever. He just has to remember to pick up some delicious Chicken McNuggets at McDonald's first. They are Cindy's favorite.

virtual retard

by wireheadbro January 18, 2026

Omega retard

A retard that is so retarded his retardability cannot be measured.

Example:

"Hey look at that retard over there!"

" That's not a retard, that's an omega retard!"

by Racewar2025 March 10, 2025

Jew Retard TextBook Dictionary

mark kalidionotkuis11:18:47 3/29/2025

fuck that Jew Retard Textbook Dictionary

by juggmyfagg March 29, 2025