cum pocket

someone who is adorable but crass; a derogatory term of endearment; tongue in cheek dirty pet name

“come here, ya lil’ cum pocket.”

by marindi September 4, 2023

Pocket gremlins

Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.

After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.

by Go with the bro September 11, 2023

Yo pockets hurt?

"Yo pockets hurt?" is a slang phrase used primarily in confrontational or argumentative contexts. It's typically employed to question someone's emotional resilience or their reaction to a situation, suggesting that they are overly sensitive or overreacting. The phrase implies that the person's emotional 'pockets' are hurting, akin to suggesting they are financially in pain, even though the topic at hand doesn't warrant such a strong emotional response. It's a provocative and confrontational way of dismissing someone's reaction or opinion as exaggerated or unwarranted, often used to escalate a disagreement.

During the heated argument, John criticized Sarah's reaction to his comments, saying, "Yo pockets hurt?" to imply that she was being overly sensitive to his words.

by dznrm September 11, 2023

Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.

She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket

by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023

Base Pocket-Pussy (B.P.P)

When Military men arrive to a new base/station and find a civie girl to sleep with for the duration of their stay/orders to fufill sexual urges/desires, when they recieve orders elsewhere, they drop their B.P.P for a new one at their next base.

I miss my last Base Pocket-Pussy (B.P.P), she got down and FREAKY with me, She was a blonde college girl from Miami.

by thechavez September 20, 2023

Pork Pocket

When you stab a morbidly obese person, and fuck the stab wound.

He used the body's Pork Pockets to ejaculate in.

by Violet Starfire September 20, 2023

Dirty hot-pocket

A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie

My girl said she hasn’t showered in a week and told me to come over and give her a dirty hot-pocket

by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023