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one square wonder 

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.
I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.

one arm willie 

Jennifer pulled a one arm willie at the bar cause she was holding her beer!
one arm willie by Frannie&edgar March 16, 2014

One Shit Wonder 

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.
"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"
One Shit Wonder by Droidxl May 11, 2014

one legged hooker 

A hooker with only one leg that walks in circles.
Cinnamon is the best one legged hooker in town.

one button user 

Someone who knows so little about computers that more than one button will confuse them.
"The users computer had eight buttons. After I guided this person through pushing all buttons over the phone to no effect. It turned out that the computer wasn't plugged in. Clearly she's a One Button User."

one-man deal

a woman who is in a fbltr relationship with one, and only one, man.
a one-man deal type of woman is better than a cl fuck bunny
one-man deal by Uncle Dimma July 27, 2014