If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
Get the GEICO fire extinguishermug. 1. i cooked food with fire isnt that incredible
2. "did u hear ronald McDonald's new mix tape"
" yea it was pretty fire"
2. "did u hear ronald McDonald's new mix tape"
" yea it was pretty fire"
by Morgan john March 4, 2019
Get the firemug. Firing Squad (verb): The act of playing loud porn to mask the sounds of you having sex, so that your roommates can sleep soundly not knowing which is which.
by LowFrequencyDeity November 13, 2020
Get the Firing Squadmug. A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
Get the Slovakian fire hosemug. Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.
by Geozup May 16, 2021
Get the Fire hydrantmug. The worse GHOST in LIFE you will ever encounter and the reason is , this ghost will likely kill you if you are accepted.
Any GHOST that is so populated more than the EARTH on the first place has first dibs in being ACCEPTED.
FIRE ANTS GHOST IS the most accepting ghost on planet earth.
FIRE AMTS GHOST has CLAIMED A. EW in A FEW.
Any GHOST that is so populated more than the EARTH on the first place has first dibs in being ACCEPTED.
FIRE ANTS GHOST IS the most accepting ghost on planet earth.
FIRE AMTS GHOST has CLAIMED A. EW in A FEW.
TRUST ME if the FIRE ANTS GHOST accepts you as you are as good as DEAD.
What happens if the FIRE ANTS GHOST rejects you well you still DIE.
The only defense you have if you encounter the FIRE ANTS GHOST is to let the FIRE ANTS GHOST do a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB on YOUR ASSHOLE and why would that save you and the reason is YOU CAN never deny the FIRE ANTS GHOST entrance into your SOUL which means you have to keep repeating the FIRE ANTS RIMJOB which the DANGER IS other NATURE REVOLTS and considerable BOWELS CONFUSION with DEMONIC CLOUT DISTORTIONS but once you did it stopping is way more dangerous.
All that is left after the FIRE ANTS GHOST claims your SOUL where you will BURN IN HELL IN YOUR ANATOMIC FORM FOREVER is because what is only left is AIR EARTH WATER and only for you to utilize to come back for another FIRE ANTS RIMJOB.
What happens if the FIRE ANTS GHOST rejects you well you still DIE.
The only defense you have if you encounter the FIRE ANTS GHOST is to let the FIRE ANTS GHOST do a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB on YOUR ASSHOLE and why would that save you and the reason is YOU CAN never deny the FIRE ANTS GHOST entrance into your SOUL which means you have to keep repeating the FIRE ANTS RIMJOB which the DANGER IS other NATURE REVOLTS and considerable BOWELS CONFUSION with DEMONIC CLOUT DISTORTIONS but once you did it stopping is way more dangerous.
All that is left after the FIRE ANTS GHOST claims your SOUL where you will BURN IN HELL IN YOUR ANATOMIC FORM FOREVER is because what is only left is AIR EARTH WATER and only for you to utilize to come back for another FIRE ANTS RIMJOB.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 17, 2021
Get the FIRE ANTS GHOSTmug. by FIRE_IS_VERY_HOT August 24, 2021
Get the Fire is HOTmug.