by Anonymous October 5, 2003
Get the king high school mug.In the year 1903, King Butthole the 3rd was born into kingship after his mother died in labor and his dad got wasted and set himself on fire. From the year 1903 to 1907, Austria was ruled by a baby. While under the baby's rule the country went to war with Godzilla and the United Arab Emirates.
In the year 1907 the King went to preschool. After the first day he declared war on finger paints and naptime. Finger paints suffered after the king used his nuclear capabilities on the crayola fingerpaint warehouse in Mongolia. But the king let naptime escape with it's life.
In the year 1957 the king bought the company who made Better Homes and Gardens magazine and made it into his military headquarters. With his base set up the King decided to build the great fort wallacocky made entirely of popsicle sticks.
The fort soon was destoyed in World war 2.5 and the King died in battle.
After dying the Austrian stock market collapsed and nobody goes there anymore. THE END!
In the year 1907 the King went to preschool. After the first day he declared war on finger paints and naptime. Finger paints suffered after the king used his nuclear capabilities on the crayola fingerpaint warehouse in Mongolia. But the king let naptime escape with it's life.
In the year 1957 the king bought the company who made Better Homes and Gardens magazine and made it into his military headquarters. With his base set up the King decided to build the great fort wallacocky made entirely of popsicle sticks.
The fort soon was destoyed in World war 2.5 and the King died in battle.
After dying the Austrian stock market collapsed and nobody goes there anymore. THE END!
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
Get the King Butthole the 3rd mug.A popular, rebellious Japanese heavy metal band who for some reason decided to name their band in English.
aka KFC.
aka KFC.
by [ - stacys mom - ] November 3, 2003
Get the king fucker chicken mug.The best villan in any console game, combining the style and attitude of the 70's with the graphics of today's world. Wielding a trumpet Gitaroo, he rules the forest darkness with awesome rythm and the best outfit ever seen. Period.
No one has seen the man behind the shades....
No one has seen the man behind the shades....
by Mojo King Bee July 10, 2005
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Get the King of queens mug.Former Bassist of the Norwegian Black Metal Band Gorgoroth.
He joined Gorgoroth in 1999.King quit Gorgoroth in June 2006, due to having problems fronting some of the ideological aspects of Gorgoroth's agenda.He also worked as a primary school teacher in Bergen until 2008.
He joined Gorgoroth in 1999.King quit Gorgoroth in June 2006, due to having problems fronting some of the ideological aspects of Gorgoroth's agenda.He also worked as a primary school teacher in Bergen until 2008.
by InfernalDeath June 22, 2011
Get the King Ov Hell mug.a person whose main goal in life is to try his absolute hardest at everything, whether it be NHL on xbox or trying to study for a quiz you really don't need to study for. This person gets very upset when you call them a 'Try Hard' and also does not like to be nut flipped in public.
Man, that kid in English class is a Try Hard King.
Damn, that kid blew us out in EASHL; he must've been a Try Hard King.
Damn, that kid blew us out in EASHL; he must've been a Try Hard King.
by Mike Karbo February 29, 2012
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