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Ice Cream Money

A humorous remark on being wasteful and costing money that was meant for ice cream. Now no one gets ice cream.
A loss made by frivolousness, wastefulness, carelessness.
The framing crew boss yelled at his workers for using too many nails than needed, costing him money buying more nails. "Hey! You're spending my ice cream money!" They say this, yet the framing crew never sees any ice cream.
by matt000111 February 18, 2024
mugGet the Ice Cream Moneymug.

Ernest money

Money being held in escrow for some dude named Ernest.
Sold Ernest a house, so I put his Ernest money is escrow.
by 2210 December 13, 2021
mugGet the Ernest moneymug.

money mule

A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.

Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account

Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“

This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.

This makes you a money mule.

What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
Did you know mark is making 500 an hour by only rating hotels?

Hes probably a money mule
by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025
mugGet the money mulemug.

Muscles, Men & Money Machines

Women will flock for this cash. The golden Standard for women.
I need to fuck a Muscles, men & Money machines guy!
by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025
mugGet the Muscles, Men & Money Machinesmug.

Money

"If you're ME money but if you're other people then it isn't going to solve you problem. Your problem is that you won't accept my ethical framework and BECAUSE YOU WON'T ACCEPT MY ETHICAL FRAMEWORK I get to do whatever I want to you now and enslave you at the level of abstraction!" Jordan Peterson
Hym "You're right! Money won't fix the fact that if God isn't real (as in literally real, like, there is in fact a supernatural entity that both created the universe and spoke to the Jews) the Jews have appointed themselves supreme moral dictator in perpetuity. Money won't fix that. And if you don't submit to the Jews, you having the money will make them unhappy. You don't want the Jews to be unhappy do you? What are you? Some kind of monster? I guess we all have to be a slave to Jewish fear forever and if you say anything bad about the Jews you need to be poor and silenced."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2025
mugGet the Moneymug.

Patti Money

A shitload of money, more than you could ever spend in a lifetime.
Yo that guys so rich, hes got Patti Money.
by CoolDudeJeff July 30, 2021
mugGet the Patti Moneymug.

blue money phone

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone
" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones
by Count Orlok June 9, 2024
mugGet the blue money phonemug.

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