Crack-hole Special

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.

Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”

by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024

Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by anonymous May 18, 2025

Crack Scale

A metric scale that goes to the hundredths place.

Yo weigh out 3.25 on that crack scale.

by Werdnozbiggie January 15, 2020

Crack-lit

A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget

Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs

by Matt stoney October 19, 2022

cheddary crack

Where you do not clean your Anus for around a month, a crispy cheese dip type substance oozes from the bovril starfish

After a month of travelling, my cheddary crack is leaking

by Brad and eddie September 7, 2016

Big craigs crack dealership

yeh i thought it was a pretty good definition ive also been saying yes to all your definitions they are pretty good ngl

yo have you heard of Big craigs crack dealership
yeah they are pretty good at definitions

by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020

crack

to have sex with somebody

person 1 : "on god im gonna crack mrs delite"

person 2 : "she's like 60, you're fucking disgusting"

by kevsmellmyfarttt July 31, 2025