IFD- Impulsive Facebook Disorder

The uncontrollable urge/automatic reflex to open Facebook every time you pick up your phone.

Chris: "Man, that girl is always on her phone!"
Cappie: " yeah she has a bad case of IFD- impulsive Facebook disorder"

by CKB1116 March 2, 2017

The Facebook

When a female partner is in time of her period, the male partner has sex with his mate, which then proceeds a unique inscription on her wall. What he writes is entirely up to him. Some sign the name John Hancock or their own name.

"After the bar, this girl asked me perform The Facebook to her, in which I laughed to myself and then did what I had to do".

by S.J.B.D February 17, 2008

Facebook Crook

When a person takes a picture from facebook or another social networking website and masurbates to it while simultaneosly watching porn.

Dude, your sister looked so hot at the party last night that I went home and Facebook Crooked her while watching porn.

by SidLouganis June 9, 2009

Facebook H.I.V.

a computer virus contracted by accepting friend requests from people you dont know.

Jeeze Jimmy! whats wrong with your computer it keeps crashing and stuff...whats it got?...Facebook H.I.V.?

by MrPickles33 May 18, 2010

facebook addict

Khaled is an example of a facebook addict.

Khaled says: "I r not facebook addict"
Behroz says: "Oh yes you are"

by Behroz May 20, 2008

faboo

Stupid "word" that shouldn't even be in the urban dictionary. Used most often by people that "think" they are with it. Supposed to mean, "great!", or short word for "fabulous"."Wow, you look absolutely faboo" but really if you even use the term "faboo" it just means you're totally uncool and weird.

Dude, your t-shirt is faboo!

by Techanista October 17, 2008

Facebooker

A member of generation Y. Someone born in the 1980's or 1990's.

All the facebookers love Obama.

by loweryjk February 21, 2008