Facebook sickie

Posting a status update on Facebook claiming to be ill in order to avoid or get our of social commitments or engagements. Differs from vagebooking in that it is not done to attract sympathy or attention, but rather to provide an excuse for staying home. May also be done to corroborate a sick day from work or school.

"I really couldn't be bothered going to the party, so I chucked a facebook sickie."

by alwaysplaysscissors August 19, 2013

Facebook lazy

When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.

Is he dead?

No he's just facebook lazy

by Benedict Cumberbach December 7, 2013

Facebook break

Browsing Facebook frequently to break up the monotony of your work day.

Co-worker: You want to grab some coffee?

You: Sure, but give me 5 minutes. I'm on a Facebook break.

by ohmytodd December 28, 2010

Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"

She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.

by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013

facebook dog

A coondog blown up or hyped up beyond expectations

Willie being bred to Jlo is a Facebook dog match made in heaven!

by Coondawger December 28, 2017

facebook

a social media website

ily facebook

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Facebook

A app off the app store that died in 2016

Hi do you have Facebook. No

by Your real name ...... August 8, 2020