Punched in the Facebook 

The act of screwing/fucking with different aspects of a person's facebook profile after they have left it open, or had their web browser remember their email and or password. This consists of changing the persons online sex, sexual identity, profile picture, likes, relationship status, etc. Usually in a crude, but hilarious manner.

I got Punched in the Facebook by Harry again, my relationship status is with my English teacher and my profile picture is the old man eating cow diarrhea off a spoon

Punched in the Facebook by noobsforlunch December 8, 2010

Too cool for facebook 

Someone who feels they are above everyone for not joining facebook or someone who is afraid their drunken debauchery will be caught by a college and ruin their life. Can also be used to describe that one friend who hasn't updated their facebook status in over a month to give the appearance of being "oh so busy and popular" despite facebook stalking random girls he requested daily.

Nick: hey broski get a facebook so you can see all the chicks commenting on how hot you were in the football game
Myer: my ego won't let me get a facebook, its telling me I'm way too cool for it
Nick: cool. *he's too cool for facebook I wish my ego was that big*

Too cool for facebook by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 23, 2010

Mexican Facebook 

The tinted back window of a Latino's car that is adorned with various names, stenciled faces, and RIP messages.

The Mexican Facebook page on the back of that El Camino has four different faces on it.

Mexican Facebook by Glenny Glen Glen May 17, 2011

new facebook 

The new facebook layout that has everything crammed onto one page and that no one likes. Everyone was much happier with the old facebook, and now we're forced to use this new piece of shit.

"Have you seen the new facebook yet? it sucks."

new facebook by epicepicphail October 27, 2008

FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE) 

When someone is constantly adding photos and comments on their FB page about THEIR DOINS...
Posting photos of themselves posing with others and "having lots of fun!"
They look totally staged for the benefit of....Facebook?

A ploy that is used by people who have no ACTUAL life, and feel they must 'pose' as someone who has one.

TED: Does your brother ever leave the house, dude?
NED: Naw...mostly he just updates his "FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)".

FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE) by BIG.dEb.GLES September 26, 2011

shit-facebook-drunk

getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.

I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.

shit-facebook-drunk by Anthony Melvin October 24, 2009

Secondary Facebook Stalker 

(noun/verb) 1. A person who watches another person stalk friends on the social site Facebook. This usually takes place in lecture, during class, on a bus, or in the library.
2. An unintentional stalking of people on Facebook through someone else's account by watching those person's actions on their monitor.

3. The act of watching someone stalk someone else.
4. Shortened usually to "sefast"

I was in lecture today and I was such a secondary facebook stalker towards the people in front of me. They were all on Facebook and I couldn't stop looking!

Secondary Facebook Stalker by Mass Texter November 10, 2010