Cheese syndrome

A syndrome that occurs in females who were attractive for the beginning part of their life, but after high school/college, their bodies burned out and now are considered below average on the male attraction scale. Opposite of wine syndrome.

Person A: Great to be here at the high school reunion.

Person B: Hey, isn't that Angela over there?

Person A: Man, she's disgusting now isn't she?

Person B: She must suffer from cheese syndrome

by JustThatGuy June 3, 2009

Cheese Grater

The broest of all culinary implements, a Cheese Grater is used to add some sting when slapping bitches that fall out of line.

My bitch put tomatoes on my sandwich, so I got the cheese grater out and taught her a lesson, then made her add more cheese to my sandwich with it.

by idomdom December 30, 2010

cheese huffer

A person who inhales powdered cheese in order to partake of its intoxicating effects.

That guy with the backpack full of parmasean must be a cheese huffer.

by Aboreal Whale January 15, 2007

Cheese Queen

Woman on Welfare (Big Block of Cheese)

Jonah and Dane only date Cheese Queen's.

by Blumpkin Head January 8, 2009

whooper with cheese

When a overweight female has an infection of the female genital tract.

Hey Matt, look at that whooper with cheese!

by Brooks July 16, 2004

deaf cheese

The state of permanent happiness or bliss, usually resulting in temporary deafness and unexplainably cheesy comments.

I wish I could be deaf cheese, but instead I'm depressed all the time.

by Big Brown Cow March 30, 2005

Cheese Please

The best way to ask for casual sex

(you walk up to your snack of choice at the club)
"Cheese please!"

by Venus Cherry and Velvet Rose April 5, 2005