walk out boner

A boner a guy or girl gets that can be solved without masterbation. Like stretching, walking, or running.

Man I got a walk out boner right now. 9th inning stretch here we come.

by Jack Fr0st July 13, 2016

Boner line

The lines that like connect to a guys dick like vagina bones but for guys unless you a guy with a pussy if you a guy with a pussy you got vagina bones

Streety: SEARCHING FOR THE BONER LINE

Banquo: ITS ACTUALLY CRUCIAL TO THE MISSION OF CIS MEN

Streety: MISSION

by Your Lord and Saviour May 20, 2023

human boner

Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.

"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"

by humanboner November 14, 2015

boner corner

The section between your junk and the inside of your thigh.

"Hey Mark, I just got back from a day at the gym. How 'bout you come sample this sweaty boner corner?"

by Gymnosperm July 29, 2010

re-boner

Getting a hard-on too soon after cumming, and requiring you to punch your dick until it gets soft again, to avoid priapism.

"Shit man, I jerked off twice today, and my dick just got hard again. That re-boner shit ain't good for you, so I did a little preemptive strike with some fridge door slams. Problem solved."

"Uh. Word."

by zombieskin October 14, 2011

floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text

'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'

by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013

Insta-boner

When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)

Dude! She was so hot she gave me an insta-boner!

by Dick Guzzler July 18, 2016