Bitch Hammer

The hammer I kill bitches with. Any device or means to shut a bitch the fuck up! An over the top reply to the nagging bitch that is always present. An all purpose cock that always gets the job done.

"When Barrack finally grew tired of that dykes complaints over sexism he dropped the bitch hammer on her."
"Michele Bachman needs to be nailed with a bitch hammer"
"Every time that cunt opens her mouth I either reach for my cock or the bitch hammer to shut her up."
"No one could stand Amy's friend Rachel until Adam grudge fucked her with a bitch hammer.

by Scarcazim October 9, 2013

magical bitch

An unskilled person or team who wins a contest of skill against a highly skilled person or team. The magical bitch had high amounts of bitch magic, allowing them to win.
Also, a win completely by luck and not skill.
Can apply to games of chance if a winning streak emerges.

Even Michael Jordan could lose a game of basketball against a magical bitch, once.

by Ray P Bchz January 23, 2012

Binge Bitching

Verb: Sudden spurts of complaining within an otherwise normal conversation.

"We were having a totally normal conversation when Heather, out of nowhere, started binge bitching about her husband."

by DoubleDizzle731 November 29, 2011

Hayday bitch

Bitches that play the hit farming game hayday whenever and wherever without fail

Dude 1: damn that girl kinda bad go talk to her

Dude 2: no way Dude 1 that’s a hayday bitch

by Da illest alchemist January 22, 2023

It’s demilicious, bitches!

Gorgeous female dog! A TRUE VIATSCH!!!
Shade of brown and my bosslady(owner) is the real Viatsch!

She don’t take ish from anybody!

I swag, I will bite yo azzz if you mess with Demi(Jess)!

ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF!

I’m with Demi and don’t say to me “come here girl”, it’s DEMILICIOUS, BITCHES!

by It’s demilicious Viatches!!! April 9, 2023

Whisper Bitching

Bitching into someone's ear when you don't want the group to hear.

"I'm going to take a picture but I have to turn on the flash." Friend whispers bitches only to you -" Flash photography makes me look awful" Me - Please stop the whisper bitching.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 26, 2018

carrot bitch

A girl who spray tans too much

That carrot bitch is so orange she looks like a construction sign.

by carrotbitch August 14, 2017