Shit and Quit

To take a poop, yet get up, wipe, and leave, knowing their is still poop left in your body due to time constaints. Often having taken the main poop, and not staying to push out the rest.

I was on the toilet taking a dump, but I was almost late to school, so i had to shit and quit to make it on time.

by metelofe November 28, 2012

n shit

commonly said more than you realize...1)someone that is too busy to help you out. 2) as if something was suddenly added on to your night of partying un-expectedly...3) describing one's items that were never present in the first place but wanted to get more insuance $$$ back

i got stuff to do {n shit}, or i'd help you move.

I'm sorry, i{love }you "i was{drunk} n shit" when i{ fucked} her.

the {black }guy stole my radio n shit outtta my {car}

by islowd January 1, 2013

Shit shuffle

The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.

I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.

by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013

Shit pains

The crappy feeling in your stomach when taking a dump, almost like your stomach is collapsing in.

Jack's got the shit pains! I can hear him moaning in the bathroom!

by UncleNick April 8, 2012

Tits and shit

A variable for any noun, adjective, or swear word.

Hey come get your tits and shit out of my car

by Barnyman July 31, 2011

shit ugly

Being so ugly that its to the point of looking as ugly as shit. Looking worst than shit.

Someone being so ugly that you see them and it makes you go damn that girl is ugly.

Being so ugly that the gender is questionable.

Thats being shit ugly.

John: Man look at that girl...eww.

Me: I know right dude, that girl is shit ugly.

Me: Wait hold on is it a girl......

by Middlefingertothefuckinworld October 26, 2011

Spite Shit

When one defecates in an area with the sole purpose of complicating another's life.

Charles: Officer Gamble audited me the other day.
Ethan: Oh yea? What a prick! He doesn't even work for the IRS!
Charles: I Know right? I'm going to take a SPITE SHIT right on the driver's seat of his Prius.

by Superlative1 November 16, 2011