the amazing jonathan

A name used to describe one who experiences a moment of extreme stupidity, displaying the characteristics of a fucktard. The "amazing" portion of the phrase comes from the famous slogan "I will be amazing!" See also: raney.

Dude, he busted his own party by calling the cops!

Wow. That fucktard pulled an amazing jonathan.

Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.

What an asshat.

the amazing jonathan by Werner Karl Heisenburg June 11, 2006

the lil john 

the 'little' or lil john: (verb) is a reaction to a sexual act in which you have someone bent over, and you "accidentally" slip it into the rectal region.

The lil john is an act in which you, "accidentally" slip something into the rectal region. The person who is on the receiving end instantly screams, "YEAH", then turns around quickly and looks at the other person and says, "WHAT"...a few seconds go by and then they say "OK"

the lil john by lil tickle barbie March 15, 2009

The Swedish Jacuzzi 

To be covered in semen all around your body.

Usually done to men in a gay orgy but the recipient can be a woman also.

Mike visited Sweden for the first time and went to a gay bar, he got The Swedish Jacuzzi there.

The Swedish Jacuzzi by jesuschristeverythingistaken September 30, 2020

The greatest joke of all time 

The hangover guy wrote a genius work of art/cinematic masterpiece.

Hym "Want to hear the greatest joke of all time?" *Tells joke*

Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

The greatest joke of all time by Hym Iam April 27, 2022

the new jersey monster 

^^^ uhh... what they said...

Becuase you talk about The New Jersey Monster, you must be INSANE! MAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

the new jersey monster by FRESHMAN April 30, 2004

The Tear Jerker 

When a man is receiving fellatio from a woman, he extricates his penis from her mouth and sticks his erection in her eye, thrusting back and forth vigorously. Such action produces tears in the female which remain on the tip of the penis. The penis is then reintroduced into the female mouth forcing her to taste her own tears.

Jon gave Michelle the tear jerker last night and now she is wearing an eye patch and has a salty taste in her mouth.

The Tear Jerker by Nate Edwards January 1, 2009

the dillion jay 

have a bowel movement on the floor. then have your partner sit in it. and you proceed to screw them up the rectum. when you are about to cum, say "Samba Roll" and do a 'round-the-town' movement(like spongebob)and then cum inside them.

"Dude, I totally gave this guy the dillion jay last night. By the end he was screaming for more."

the dillion jay by Dilly Shalaly December 27, 2006