creamed coldcut

Sexual fetishes involving certain meats.

Must reach climax for it to count.

Qualifying meats include:
•Bologna Family
•Minced Ham
•Old Fashioned Loaf
•Turkey (the whore of luncheon meats)

Creamed ColdCut A man finishing on his meat.

My girlfriend cooked me a lovely dinner, but I had creamed a few cold cuts after work already.

A man having sex with his luncheon meats.

by Scoob0023 June 24, 2016

touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024

creaming and crying

When you're really upset about something beyond belief.

Literally creaming and crying that our exam isn't take home open book.

by kingcreaming February 21, 2024

Danger Cream

Ice cream sold by strange men in the back of a van.

Emily couldn't resist the Danger Cream.

by Danger Cream Expert February 27, 2024

Crevasse cream

Crevasse cream is the thick film that builds up in the crevasse around your genitals and your legs

That bitches crevasse cream is so thick it's gotta be churned

by Grimmi January 20, 2018

Volcano Ice cream

A very hot poo that comes out of your anus in the form of diarrhea, and burns the living shit out of your brown star fish.

I ate taco bell today and it gave me volcano ice cream shits.

by DABZnCali June 20, 2024

Ghetto Cream

Ghetto cream is that whip cream stuff in big containers that are very thick and are disgusting.

Molly: "Hey guys I got some whipped cream at Walmart!"
Nathan: "That ain't whipped cream that's ghetto cream."
Molly: "Yeah Yeah whatever Nathan."

by Idiotic Duckyyyy April 10, 2021