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Slut-trust

A primitive, unwritten, unspoken, totally subjective, ever-changing rule that defines how much a girl can slut herself up without becoming a target for harsh criticism from her female peers.

As it doesn't stem from any higher brain function, the subjective usually (possibly truthfully) denies all knowledge, though mentioning it will usually provoke other areas of the reptilian part of the brain, typically the medula oblongata, resulting in a burst of anger.

As old as time itself, this rule continues to be prodded and probed by 'mostly' young women, trying to stretch the boundaries and hence gain the upper hand in the popularity-with-boys struggle. This continued activity has seen the rule become extremely lax over the last few decades.

Psychologists also refer to this primitive ideology as the "Alpha Male Competition for Women" as popularity with the opposite gender is the most common way that women gauge their own, and each other's success in the world.
Sofie: Awww I hate that bloody Janie. She's such a slut! Look at that thing she's wearing.

Bubbles: Yeah! Whadda slut! That's not a skirt, it's a belt! (... Gee I'm glad I didn't wear my really short mini)

Bloke: G'day gals, whatcha drinking? Four-X or VB? 'Ang on, who's that hottie?! (Walks over to Janie)

Sofie & Bubbles: Awww that SLUT!!

Bubbles: ... Sofie, what's with your makeup tonight anyway?

Sofie: Shut up! What's with those slutty shoes!?

Bubbles: Awww you Slut!

Sofie: Slut!

Bloke to Janie: Awww, looks like someone violated the Slut-trust.

Janie: Fuck off you bastard! Womens Lib!
by Czech Yoself B. Aaarch March 20, 2009
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Hospo slut

A woman who works within the hospitality industry but is not very good at her job so she fucks her superiors in order to keep her job and/or get special treatment. She also may fuck others in hospitality to get future jobs when superiors get sick of her having sex with their co-workers, friends, bosses, & customers.
"There's one our old bartenders, Do you know her?"

"Yes that's Melinda, I work with her, I've fucked her"
"Really? Me too"
"Looks like we've employed a hospo slut"
by Lillycherrybloom January 27, 2014
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Talk slut

One who is an exclusively vocal slut. May be a male or female, regardless the definition encompasses those who project sexuality despite their lack of a substantial sex life (or the presence of their virginity) and those who frequently pursue or entertain the interests of a potential paramour with no intention of committing or acting on an attraction that may or may not even exist.
"Dude, she's a total talk slut..."
"What do you mean?"
"She was talking to John before you and after she said what she did she's already trying ,or not trying I should say, to get with Joe. Just forget her, trust me."
"Damn, that's such a downer. Thanks for the tip Sarah, I mean, I know you're still her friend."
by Snapcrack May 31, 2014
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Slut Pack

I can't believe you brought a slut pack!
by jmasterfunk November 30, 2003
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Slut Wagon

1.(adj) a person who partakes in various slutteries, generally in a wagon like manner
2.(noun) a wagon facilitating the transport of sluts and other such persons i.e. he bitch man slut, skank, whore and slutface
1. Shut the fuck up slutface biotch
2. aight bitches to the slut wagon!
by snowboard512 December 7, 2003
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slut wheels

Guys in wheelchairs that seem to attract pretty girls...
You that guy Daniel.. god damn slut wheels
by eyeLikeCarrots August 28, 2003
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Puppy Slut

A female (usually in college) that is more willing to go home with a dude if he owns a puppy, or any other kind of adorable animal.
Friend: Oh my god. Why did you sleep with him?
Puppy slut: He said he had a dog I could play with at his house.
by davidmichaeltosh September 30, 2012
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