ashley roberlo

Celebrity back in the olden days was murderer

Ashley Roberlo was murderer back in the 16th century

by Markey Linky September 18, 2020

ego robertson

Someone who is such a good athlete, they must be on PED’s.

Grant runs in another touchdown. He definitely is this team’s ego robertson today.

by Johnny Mildsauce October 1, 2020

Carl Robert

My true love and savior....my best friend through everything now and forever.

Carl Robert sure did sweep me off my feet..

by Kupkakers November 6, 2020

moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.

When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.

by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020

The Raberio

A civilization of swamp monsters born from the trenches of the sloshy MSW pits in power plants across the United States. A Raberio, being created from non-parental DNA, often lies for its own benefit to gain the graces of its masters in order to feel the love that typically comes from ones parents.

Watch out Brad!!! The Raberio can pop out at any time and gather information for its Overlords!

by Vice Keiser Blair November 21, 2020

Master Roberts

Gullible, awkward figurehead. Normally seen dodging taxes and the police. Hippest dude on the block. Seargent with the biggest computer. Often falls for simple jokes such as "you dropped your shoelace". Man of few words.

See that man over there? That's a Master Roberts. If you wanna be the coolest dude in school, he's the guy to talk to.

by Randy Beans November 24, 2020

Rory Robert Wilson

The sexiest, strongest, most talented and intelligent person who can possibly exist ever.

Everybody wishes they were Rory Robert Wilson as he is so much better than everyone else

by Genious Masterminded person January 2, 2021