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Cube People

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…

1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.

2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.

Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?

Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.

Employee: Fucking Cube People!
by Mr_Mcmister December 25, 2023
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People

People have been.. everywhere
Everyday.. people litter and destroy our environment..
People are DEVILs..

Every STEP they take.. every BREATH..
PEOPLE ARE KILLING US..
Bird: what's up with people these days
Turtle: people are DEVILs and I have a lot of fun of me for the past few days ago and I have a lot of fun with the necklace also the shoes r for the best book for school and she was staring at me so hard to type of the lost cities in the car so I can see that it was a bad grade
by Cats.are.go January 14, 2022
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Happy People Go To Hell

Happy people go to hell is a saying originating from online forums. It is used by anybody who is not a normie especially those who just experienced something very bad. Also used as slang in groups of friends when a couple is spotted.
Friend A (single): "Look at Nathan and Cora over there, I still can't believe that they are a couple"
Friend B (single): "Happy People Go To Hell"
by Dogemoji⠀ March 30, 2024
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Decent People

This is who your should spend your time on. Right Dick Dawkins?
Hym "Isn't that right, Dick? You should spend your time on decent people... Like Russell Brand! The LITTLE GIRL RAPING JUNKIE. Did you see that motherfucker mocking me? That's the SECOND little girl toucher (who women were fucking consensually INSTEAD OF ME) who has mocked me! 16 years old, huh? That's about the age of Joe Rogan's oldest daughter back in the day when I said the thing about the porno! And HE (at the same age I was when I said it) was in a relationship AND raped her! There it is folks! The female's sacred choice in action! 1000 women a year they say (minus the ones he raped obviously)! He's CLEARLY great with women and their choice was in no way contingent on his big fat cock! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! I'm not laughing about the rape obviously. That's not the funny part. THE IRONY (However)! THAT! THAT is fucking hilarious! Chalk up another victory for the LAZY BABY-DICK INCEL MISOGYNIST! HOLY SHIT! My ass is undefeated over here! What's my score!? Who wants to do the honors? Tell me, what's my fucking score? Am I batting 1000 or what!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
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