Simp

A word made by Reddit virgins to prevent people (most commonly men) from treating women like shit

You complimented her dress? What a simp

by area11fan June 18, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Prides himself on “chivalry” to munch box. Commonly associated with the name Brandon.

Guy 1: Dude Brandon tried to get with my roommate last night.

Guy 2: He tried to get with mine too. What a simpy simpleton.

by sspm22 May 31, 2020

simp

Gianna

p1: Gianna is a simp

p2: yes they are

by otterfox October 13, 2020

Simp

A man with a tiny dick that likes egirls.

Simp: donates to pokimane.
Pokimane: says mans username.
Simp: gets boner.

by Kenny_yt December 24, 2020

Simp

Joel is a simp

Joel is a simp

by Jess.brooke123 July 2, 2020

Simp

The act of over exaggerating oneself for the attention of a woman

Chris: are you seriously simping over Jenny?

Kyle: how am I simping?

Chris: you gave her a fucken $100 bill, you're over exaggerating yourself for her attention dude

by NNGA_CEO July 15, 2020

Simp

A human, often male who likes a girl to the point of breaking the bro cod
Per example:

Hey thomas! Wanna hang out
Thomas: no i’m going with ophélie right now

In the afformentioned example thomas is a simp as he broke the bro code. Specifically line 24 section 3: thou shalt put bros before hoes.

Thomas is a simp
I( thomas) simp for ophélie

by Deeeeeeew December 16, 2021