J money

A person who is very good at certain things, especially sport. A person who is clutch, who gets the money.

Show us the Money! Where is Jmoney? J money is a person who can always clutch up for himself or his team, typical nickname given to someone who's name starts with a J, E.g Jack

by Sam shagga December 2, 2023

money-depression

Currently over 3 million people in the US suffer from money-depression. Over %25 of people in the US have at one time suffered from money-depression. Usually money-depression is alleviated when someone suffering from the syndrome publicly attacks someone of a higher social standing.

Charles: My extreme money-depression has led me to sell my summer house, dear chap.

John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!

by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009

Rahul Money Muthu

smartest person you will meet in the room, not good with women but, good with your mom. Nicole

A day doesn't go by where I don't wish I could be like Rahul Money Muthu. - Vismay Nair

by llamacop November 22, 2021

Money mouth

A person who constantly brags about materialistic things and sees materialism as a form of self worth.

John mentions his Ferrari at every opportunity possible. He’s such a ‘money mouth.’

by Katrirobell January 12, 2019

money juice

money juice is when you have money in its liquefied form

dude i just had money juice on the loose - joe
thats so cool - joe 2

by YourPseudonymHere----> November 18, 2019

J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.

Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.

by Nippy007 April 30, 2024

mr money

a sex offender who fiddle with his brother

"mr money stop touching my dick"

by unfunny3 November 23, 2021