tims mom 

Tim Georges mom is the biggest MILF in the world!!!

Janet George and Pam Anderson

tims mom by Putti April 18, 2005

palmer's mom 

a very sluty old wrinkly whore that gets by in life by fuking anything and everything that walks talks breathes or is living..or that is visible by the naked eye

got her palmer's mom off 100 times with one lick

palmer's mom by mark palmer March 15, 2004

New Mom 

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

New Mom by Eric January 2, 2004

your mom on a bun 

a sexyaul menuver used by conor kempton

"your mom on a bun and she is loving it OOO YEAh

i did louis' mom !!!

your mom on a bun by Louis Serino December 28, 2005

harpers mom 

A discreet way of saying 'an ass dildo'

Harpers mom is so good!

harpers mom by Dan Harper March 14, 2008

Band Mom 

someone who is in the Marching Band Generally the Band Captian.. Female. Over sees all the band kids. probably an older Band Kid

She is our Band Mom

Band Mom by smileyfacesaxplayer May 11, 2010

your mom called 

originally derived from "your mom" but suffixing the "called" after a brief pause to add comedy and confussion to the recipiant

person a: dude, you're dumb
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?

your mom called by luker May 28, 2004