DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!
For a nominal fee of course!
Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022
Get the Shreveport Side Pocketmug. The act of pulling the male having sex with a female that is other alien or has alien genitalia, inside in personal pocket to be drained of cum, for procreation, usually is a safe process for the male.
by Madtrickstercuite November 30, 2023
Get the Sex Pocketmug. The mexican version of Alabama hot pocket (i.e. shitting on a woman's vagina and having sex with it), but with additional hot sauce and tequila while the woman bites on a piece of lemon. It is very popular in Cuernavaca
by Jise9984 December 14, 2017
Get the cuernavaca hot pocketmug. by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020
Get the Aussie Hot Pocketmug. A variation of the term pocket lesbian. A lesbian who is shorter then 5’2” who is masculine, has a short haircut, and emulates all that is masculine. Polly Pocket Dykes can also be confused as young teenage boys and their feminine partners being mistaken as their mother.
Girl 1: “Is she one of those Polly Pocket dykes?”
Girl 2: “What do you mean?”
Girl 1: “Is she under 5’2”? Because if she is, then she’s a Polly Pocket Dyke!”
Girl 2: “What do you mean?”
Girl 1: “Is she under 5’2”? Because if she is, then she’s a Polly Pocket Dyke!”
by Sam_C44 March 3, 2022
Get the Polly Pocket Dykemug. by Arttbruh July 31, 2022
Get the Pocket Charactermug. by ZombieTentacles February 28, 2015
Get the pocket fruitmug.