Ice

Frozen water that is the school nurses answer to EVERYTHING.

ME: omg imma have a heart attack! Help!
SCHOOL NURSE: ok lemme get the ice.

by Battlerage November 16, 2019

Ice heat defeat

When you are self-treating a minor sprain and cannot remember if you apply ice first, then heat. Or heat than ice. Further complicated by the fact no one really knows no matter who you ask.

Jimmy applied ice to his sprained wrist then a heat pad. Then he applied the heat pad, then ice. He was covering his bases because he was trapped in the ice heat defeat.

by Grant Rampus November 25, 2019

bork ice cream

It’s ice cream, but it borks every 10 seconds

Be careful with that bork ice cream!

by MlemShobe November 27, 2019

Ice Cube

1. Someone who is half Icelandic, half Cuban, and born in Winter.

2. An American rapper who originated as a giant ice block purified by a DIY man.

1. No wonder Brexit is happening, all these Ice Cubes are coming to this country and we're getting full of them.

2. Yo look at Ice Cube, he's got burnt marks all over him.

by LeilaSP March 26, 2019

Ice Blowjob

When someone gives head with ice in their mouth. It is claimed to give more penetration to the sex.

"Hey Derek ! You ever had a ice blowjob before ? No ? Here, lemme show ya ;) "

by anonymous gorl April 2, 2019

ice

Something that looks like water but it is still.

Bert: Oh the ice is slippery a little bit.
Dad: Uh oh we slippery a little bit.
Fart: Anything is slippery!

by Shotgunner922 April 3, 2019

IC

Identity Crisis

y u hatin for u must have IC af bruv

by Elliot Wellick April 3, 2019