panda hole

To harvest the ear wax of your female partner, smear it under her eyes, then administer a chinese shrinky dink, which will cause her to cry, mixing her mascara with the ear wax, causing her to look like a panda. Then force feed her bamboo shoots.

On my wedding night, i plan on giving my new bride a panda hole.

by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006

Lil’ Bagel Hole

The anus. The sphincter.

She made me tongue punch her lil’ bagel hole.

His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.

I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.

by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020

go die in a hole

used in instances when you just want someone to piss off

stop talking your preppy shit go die in a hole

by Michaela January 12, 2005

shit hole polio

When your legs go numb because you were taking a long shit.

Hold on! Give me a minute! I can't come out yet because I have shit hole polio!

by Nekko_chavez February 24, 2009

PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE

simply put, queer!

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!

by weave October 7, 2003

3-hole-punch

When a chick gets it in the ass, mouth, and vag at the same time.

but mouth vag 3-hole-punch

by iamsecretsanta December 4, 2009

dick out hole

in the sport of golf, when you fail to drive the ball past the women's tee, you must play the rest of that hole with your dick hanging out.

yes honey i had a good time today, but i did have to play one dick out hole.

by dick January 11, 2004