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noodle jizz game 

One man needs lots of foreskin. Two men dock tip to tip and the man with the large foreskin wraps it over the other man's dick and then proceeds to jack off which jacks off both dicks at once. It's like the noodle game you played in the pool where you blow as hard as you can to get the water to go into the other person's mouth except now it's with jizz and you win if you can either over power their cum or beat them to it.
Noah and I played the noodle jizz game last night but he won and I got so full!

the almost impossible game show 

An amazing game show that is aired in the U.K and narrated by the rubberbandits. In the show, 10 contestants must complete 5 games, with 50 lives. Every time you fail a game, you lose a life. Lose 15 lives and you fail the game and move on to another one. Some popular games include: Enter Trouser, Punch Your Own Face, and my personal favourite, Tiny Bike.
Dude 1: Have you ever seen the almost impossible game show?
Dude 2: Yeah! My favourite game is Punch Your Own Face!

The dictionary game 

A game where you start on a word then look for the words of the definition for the word that you started with. The game ends when you looked up all the words in the dictionary.
Does anyone want to play the dictionary game?

got dat game 

Means one has a lot of confidence in what they are doing. Can be a show of status, wealth, or skill on display.
JON: "Hey, bet you can't even get with those girls."

ERNEST: Naw dawg, I got dat game, I can get with any girl
got dat game by That dude69 April 18, 2017

up your sock game 

The practice of improving your ankle style by investing in stylish socks.
You should get a subscription to Signature Socks so you can "up your sock game" #upyoursockgame
up your sock game by Ants124 April 25, 2017

Hasbro Family Game Night 

A family (consisting of 4 or more people) having a routine 'game night' where rock paper scissors is used to decide the winner. The winner gets to choose a family member and brutally fuck them until A: Their asshole prolapses or B: An Alabama Hotpocket is performed. If neither of these outcomes happens within 20 minutes, the remaining family members will join in and re-enact 'The Aristocrats' to full detail.
Sorry, babe, I can't go out this weekend. I'm going over to Hawaii for a family reunion, my dad found this cool game called Hasbro Family Game Night.