When anal intercourse is attempted, but those on the receiving end experience excruciating burning pain due to their sphincter not being prepared when the penis enters. - this can cause instant tears and screaming in agony.
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Get the cough shots fired mug.1. When two cars collide with each other
2. When your engine goes on fire while driving
3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car
4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline
2. When your engine goes on fire while driving
3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car
4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline
P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline
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Get the Stock Fire mug.You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed
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