andy dick 

The most unfunny man on the planet.

Also used to describe an extremely ignorant person.

Michael Richards was a real andy dick on his racist tirade.

Yo man, Shane's being a real andy today.

Andy Dick is horribly unfunny.

andy dick by Jesse Carmack January 14, 2007

Dick n' Dash 

1.Immediantly leaving after the completion of intercourse.

"that asshole dick n' dashed me last night"

"Dick n' dash den do yo friend"

Dick n' Dash by Evolve.Devolve January 25, 2009

dick merchant 

A peddler of penis. One who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about penis and penis lore.

Daniel: "Dude, I heard that David has a small penis."

SoS: "Don't be a dick merchant, Daniel."

dick merchant by SoAS February 2, 2014

Slippery Dick 

A fish in the wrasse family known by the latin name Halichoeres bivittatus. They live from North Carolina to Brazil in shallow grass beds, and eat crabs, sea urchins, and flat worms.

Slippery Dicks are red, green, and grey, and grow to about a foot long.

Where does the Slippery Dick live?
In the wrasse hole! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm going to pretend I don't even know why that's funny!

Slippery Dick by fishy! October 30, 2011

moore goode dick 

A funny picture that has three football players, named "Moore", "Goode", and "Dick", who are wearing their jerseys, and are lined up just perfectly, to make it seem like a sentence saying, "Moore Goode Dick" or "More good dick".

Person 1: Dude! I saw that picture on a gay dude's myspace that said moore goode dick! ROFL.

Person 2: zOMG I saw that too!

moore goode dick by : | July 30, 2007

dick cheney 

Pwns at Hunting Old People

Dick Cheney shot his old bastard friend in the face and played it off like it was an accident. what a badass

dick cheney by Daniel Hennagir November 11, 2006

Dick Clark 

An Invincible Man who has his own television special once a year on CBS after he leaves the Cryogenic holds of a new york laboratory. After his television special, he is frozen once again to retain his perpetual looks for all of eternity

When Nuclear Holocaust happens, Dick and Cockroaches will be the only thing still living.

Dick Clark by Chris.Pwn.J00 December 31, 2004