Summertime Cock

The change in the nature of your cock during the months of May to August in that girls want it solely because it is the summer and they know that once the summer is over, they will no longer be interested.

Guy 1: "So is she still interested in you?"
Guy 2: "Nah, but just wait for May to roll around. She's totally gonna want my summertime cock!"

by Camalam March 17, 2009

cock snucker

A cock snucker is a chick who sucks cock and refuses to admit to it.

Whore: "I never suck cocks" *wipes the cum off her lip*

Us: Yeah right you fucking cock snucker!

by twylightsilverwing March 20, 2009

cock manager

someone who can manage penis.

Corey is quite the cock manager, he know exactly what to do with it...

by Tom Hankster June 17, 2008

Cock launcher

some one who jacks-off another man normaly a homesexual

"Wow, you're a cock launcher!"

by Applepop December 9, 2008

Frost Cock

A condition in which one's penis becomes frozen or numb from not wearing heavy enough pants and/or underwear. Typically occurs during prolonged outdoor exercise such as running or walking on a really cold day.

Runner 1: Dude are you okay?
Runner 2:(on the floor cupping his crotch) Why did I wear shorts today?
Runner 3: Frost Cock!

by Ry-Guy2 March 12, 2009

Cock-Snorkeler

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.

"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"

by bshan2001 October 12, 2008

cock bridge

a hot chick's male friend who you use in order to get close to her; the opposite of a cock blocker

Michael is going to be our cock bridge to Raquel.

Hey, there's my cock bridge sitting next to Stacy.

by anything is cool October 23, 2008