curiosity killed the cat 

An expression some guy I used to hu with would say. Implying that curiosity can hurt you....he was weird guy.

Tod: isn’t she a freshly? how old is she?
Z: Ya know what they say, curiosity killed the cat.

curiosity killed the cat by kickrocks August 16, 2020

top cat 

that cartoon cat that is hella a pimp, but acts like he's not by hanging out with a bunch of suckers

Top Cat is a cartoon cat

top cat by triple masta blasta masta July 18, 2003

Wacky cat 

Wacky cat /wak-ee-cat/ noun: An odd looking creature characterized by a pungent odor and a unique shriek sometimes confused with laughter.

Damn, did you see that wacky cat comin out the bathroom? -- WTF

Wacky cat by BOB JOHNSON 45 January 4, 2008

vampire cat 

A cat whose upper canines extend past its lips when its mouth is closed, so that the tips of the teeth are visible.

If you think that vampire cat looks dangerous with those fangs of his, just wait until he sinks them into your arm.

vampire cat by bats :[ March 22, 2009

Cincinatti cat slap 

Where you slap a womans vagina after after rough sex.

I gave J-eff O-sborn's mom the biggest Cincinatti cat slap she had a bruise for a week.

Cincinatti cat slap by Thomas Crenshaw August 19, 2010

gateway cat 

A gateway cat is a cat that leads its owner to get multiple cats. It starts when someone adopts or buys a single cat. Eventually this person will get another cat to keep the original cat (the gateway cat) company or some other lame excuse. Before you know it, the individual has 40 something cats, is single, and appears on the show "Animal Hoarders".

Pam "I'd like to get a pet. Should I get a cat?"
Amy "NO! It isn't just a cat, it's a gateway cat. You can't have just one. Why don't you get a rabbit instead?"

gateway cat by notacrazycatlady2 October 12, 2011

Snarky Cat

Spunky, cute, and doesn't let things get past without an appropriately timed, snarky comment

When I think of you I often think snarky cat

Snarky Cat by chicago222 November 7, 2011